The Jersey Diner Run

Vito Finally Admits Something Is Good

Vito's 1979 Peak Meter: Diner Booth Edition

Pork Roll. He Said Taylor Ham.

The Coffee Refill That Never Stops

The Napkin Dispenser That Won't Give One Napkin

Vito Rates The Coffee Before He Drinks It

Vito Explains Why Everything Peaked In 1979

The Jukebox Picks A Side

Sal Defends Jersey To An Invisible Tourist

Vito Refuses To Say The Food Is Good

The Disco Fries Verdict Card Slams Down

Dottie's One-Liner As She Walks Away

Sal Names Every Regular From 40 Years Ago

Vito Rates The Booth Instead Of The Food

Sal Reviews A Fry Like It's Fine Wine

The Pie Case Decision That Took 20 Years

When The Egg-To-Cheese Ratio Is A Crime

Dottie Threatens To Ban Them Both

Sal Cries A Little Over The Pie

The Gravy Cling Test (Official)

Sal Defends the Whole State

Vito Puts A Quarter On 'Born To Run'

Sal Ordered For The Whole Table Again

Dottie's Eye-Roll Counter Just Hit 400

Dottie Knows Your Order Before You Sit

The Cheese Pull Nobody Was Ready For

Two Guys Argue About One Parkway Exit

The Last Fry

Sal Remembers 1981

The Diner Mug Toast

Dottie Knows the Order

Vito Rates the Booth Itself

Sal Cries at a Sandwich

Settle It: Disco Fries or Cheese Fries

The Cheese Pull Verdict

The Tabletop Jukebox War

The Gravy Meter

The Pie Case Stare

Vito's Quiet Compliment

Vito's First Bite of Disco Fries

Vito's First Bite of Disco Fries

Sal Orders for the Whole Table. Again.

Sal Orders for the Whole Table. Again.

Dottie Calls Everyone Hon

Don't Insult the Crumb Cake

Pork Roll or Taylor Ham. Settle It.

Pork Roll or Taylor Ham. Settle It.

Sal's Reading Glasses Bit

Dottie Has Heard This Fight Before

Dottie Has Heard This Fight Before

The Correct Pork Roll Order

Vito Inspects the Egg-to-Cheese Ratio

Sal Tucks the Napkin In

There Is Only One Real Jersey Exit

Verdict Card: We Disagree

It Peaked in 1979