When lightning sparks the world's first fire, a bureaucratic nightmare ensues. As committees debate permits and ancient laws, the embers begin to fade. While middle managers drown in paperwork, one person must fight to keep the warmth alive before the flame vanishes forever.
Published 2026-07-09 · Made with Showspring · AI-generated content
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